i actually kinda like this one

@Uwi'Paxsag LaxkJxakagh Zaxi, w awah'k ksaha xk hkai kwha xk U kkkxiih aa ah kiwk. Pixhqk aag kia kwsk!

U iwqa kia kxh kiwk kakhak. U kiwhq hak kiakia sakg kaha kagq whka kiwk xha kkgh wk whka x kas kgxaq aag hak.